imagine.........

pandora's vault forum users i want to paint a thought picture with you today

imagine:

you want to walk into a room. BUT

there is an orange peel in the threshold of the door

and you are horrifically allergic to orange peels

the sight of one makes you start crying

what do you do?

if the sight of one makes me cry i simply close my eyes and walk past it problem solved

grian pls. grian you will die. grian- shit he has his airpods in he can't hear us

simple. i remove the door

i leave the room. matter of fact, i leave the house. go to the hardware store, buy a ladder. i go back to the house, but not inside. i enter the room through a window. then i eat the orange peel to assert dominance in the house because this was surely an attempt by my roommates to get rid of me. it works. i die

DoomedIdeas wrote:grian pls. grian you will die. grian- shit he has his airpods in he can't hear us

bold of you to assume i can be killed in a way that matters

i would simply will my allergy out of existence and keep walking

piglin wrote:i leave the room. matter of fact, i leave the house. go to the hardware store, buy a ladder. i go back to the house, but not inside. i enter the room through a window. then i eat the orange peel to assert dominance in the house because this was surely an attempt by my roommates to get rid of me. it works. i die

i have asked this question to dozens and dozens of people and i think this is one of the best answers ive gotten so far