Humor : I'm five foot something but my bills all paid On my tippy-toes from L.A. to the Bay Going off the deep end, chill in the shallow You don't need your heels, girl, just bring a towel I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama, ayy I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama, ayy And I must be this tall to ride I'm a fun-sized, super nice guy I'm five foot something, and I'm royalty Short king, mama ayy, shorty