MCYT Shitposting General

You wake up in the middle of the night. I am in the doorway. I say I had a weird dream. Thousands of white blobs pour out of my pockets. They smell like marshmallow peeps.

Hi my name is Justin Deoandra Smith and I have short brown hair (that’s how I got my name) with brown streaks and brown tips that reaches my mid-neck and eyes that have no color because I always wear sunglasses and a lot of people tell me I look like Tommyinnit (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Technoblade but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a gamer but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a youtuber, and I go to a magic school called Hypixel in Java where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a skyblock player (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly red. I love glitched items and I buy all my clothes from the auction house. For example today I was wearing a red shirt with nothing on it and cargo shorts, normal socks and sneakers. I was wearing my stupid fucking sunglasses and my always (except when it was christmas) present santa hat. I was walking outside Hypixel. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

Dream is a youtuber. That means he likes men and women. Dream has known that he was not straight (youtuber) for some time now, but he kept it a secret from his friends and his parents because his parents are homophobic. His parents are homophobic.

Dream was hungry and decided to go make some toast. He took out the bread and butter and put it in the toaster. He was a youtuber and hungry. He waited for the bread to turn crisped and brown. The golden glow and ticking of the toaster oven wamred his face. Dream traced the outline of the bread above the glass with his finger, careful not to touch the burning oven. Dream could not wait to eat his meal. Dream ate his bread because he is not gay or straight. Dream was youtuber and because of this he was awesome!!!!!!!

I take out all fifteen of my laptops at airport security Random guy: scoffs "What do you need 15 laptops for?" Me: "Well one is for infosec, one is for video editing, and the other thirteen are for mining Ethereum." I get the shit beaten out of me

cursed tubbo

The opaque door on my fridge's butter compartment conceals butter completely. Out of sight, out of mind, and I often assume we have none.

good morning besties

the word boobs in a funny word. although it sounds a little bit like the word bee. it is not the word bee. bees dont have boobs. UNFORTUNATE, I KNOW! i love boobs. you like boobs? that was a rhetorical questions. god loves boobs thats why he invented them and made them so very poggers. poob. bog. combined the word pog with boob i did. its hilarious! this boob is hilarious. boob makes minecraft 1000% boob. poggers boob bbbbbbbbb. who elese likes boobs? i loooooove boobs. boobies. boobies boob penis. NOOOO. not penis. penis does not sound as funny as boobs. boobs sound funny like the word smug. words that sound funny: boobs, gblub, gorg, gogy; why do all funny words have g in? EXCEPT BOOBS? society. i watched the joker and there was little boobs in it. disapointing.

bingus is my favorite mcyt

obligatory deo walgreens balloon post

Deo wrote:

obligatory deo walgreens balloon post

when i posted this on tumblr for the first time someone asked if it was ranboo

Deo wrote:

Deo wrote:

obligatory deo walgreens balloon post

when i posted this on tumblr for the first time someone asked if it was ranboo

you should have said yes

Smajor1995 wrote:

Deo wrote:

Deo wrote:

obligatory deo walgreens balloon post

when i posted this on tumblr for the first time someone asked if it was ranboo

you should have said yes

ranboo my beloved

timedeo and ranboo are actually the same. they look similar. they sound similar. they have been in the same amogus lobby before. coincidence? i think not

connoreatspants wrote:

Smajor1995 wrote:

Deo wrote:

Deo wrote:

obligatory deo walgreens balloon post

when i posted this on tumblr for the first time someone asked if it was ranboo

you should have said yes

ranboo my beloved

Rnabo

hey guys remember merome


this is them now

*i, niki nihachu, walk into ur house and steal ur dog. ur dog is mine now. ur dog is me now. ur dog is niki nihachu. i am ur dog*

timedeo is the same as ranboo (real) this is why he hasn't been posting, because ranboo streams everyday.