who would win: one of every pokemon or a billion lions

and i cant believe you are a disgusting lionpologist

WHAT DID THE LIONS DO TO YOU?)(/&%$#"!#$%&/()=

my entire family was cyberbullied online by lions im answering you but i dont owe you my story

The average weight of a lion is 350 pounds (420 for male lions, 280 for female lions). 350 billion pounds is around 7.9 solar masses. Black holes can be anywhere from 3 to 10 solar masses, usually. The lions would simply collapse in on themselves and all die.

Most of the pokemon would die as well, except for a few:
Gardevoir, which can create its own black hole, and can survive black holes.
Necrozma, which has canonically absorbed an entire universe's worth of light, include it's suns. Necrozma can also travel through dimensions, so even if it couldn't survive the black hole, it would simply escape it.
Arceus, which is literally god, and cannot die.
Unown pokemon live in their own dimension, separate from this one, and are therefore safe from black holes, even though they are rather weak.
Giratina controls dark matter and has its own personal universe to escape into (the distortion world).

That may not be very many pokemon, but since literally all of the lions will be dead, it counts as a win.

okay but that's a lot of lions

I don't know enough about space to dispute this but I've decided to agree with "DoomedIdeas" anyways.

Gh0stbur wrote:my entire family was cyberbullied online by lions im answering you but i dont owe you my story

they dont even have hands how did they bully your family

a billion is just so many though

Wilbur Soot wrote:okay but that's a lot of lions

hence the black hole

Lion enjoyers based

why do you feel the need to defend the lions. those fuckers

the lions were literally just vibing until the pokemon arrived to try to kill them

pokemon fans vs lion enjoyers

2bbo wrote:the lions were literally just vibing until the pokemon arrived to try to kill them

what makes you think the lions wouldnt start it? those bastards probably would

connoreatspants wrote:

2bbo wrote:the lions were literally just vibing until the pokemon arrived to try to kill them

what makes you think the lions wouldnt start it? those bastards probably would

i am once again asking what did the lions do to all of you

2bbo wrote:

connoreatspants wrote:

2bbo wrote:the lions were literally just vibing until the pokemon arrived to try to kill them

what makes you think the lions wouldnt start it? those bastards probably would

i am once again asking what did the lions do to all of you

they chased my mother off a cliff

2bbo wrote:

connoreatspants wrote:

2bbo wrote:the lions were literally just vibing until the pokemon arrived to try to kill them

what makes you think the lions wouldnt start it? those bastards probably would

i am once again asking what did the lions do to all of you

you would forgive these bastards?

DoomedIdeas wrote:

2bbo wrote:

connoreatspants wrote:

2bbo wrote:the lions were literally just vibing until the pokemon arrived to try to kill them

what makes you think the lions wouldnt start it? those bastards probably would

i am once again asking what did the lions do to all of you

you would forgive these bastards?

ABSOLUTELY

1 billion lions is a lot. but there are 898 pokemon. i only have second-hand knowledge of pokemon from my sibling and squids occasional tumblr posts but i know that there are some pokemon... that are like biiiig buildings. theyd fucking crush the lions dude. trust me

literally it’s the Pokémon my dude so many Pokémon have gimmicks that instantly murder millions at a time like. There’s A God Pokemon. And a Pokémon that if killed kills literally everything else on the planet. And multiple Pokémon made of rocks or steel or beyond human strength material or are as big as buildings. no matter how many lions are there they literally can’t kill a Pokémon that’s a building sized impenetrable rock dude.

unknowme wrote:literally it’s the Pokémon my dude so many Pokémon have gimmicks that instantly murder millions at a time like. There’s A God Pokemon. And a Pokémon that if killed kills literally everything else on the planet. And multiple Pokémon made of rocks or steel or beyond human strength material or are as big as buildings. no matter how many lions are there they literally can’t kill a Pokémon that’s a building sized impenetrable rock dude.

no but like, it's a lot of lions dude

ok how many lions would it take to kill a steel Boulder and how would they accomplish that before the Boulder squishes them.

Boulder never run out of crushing power. those lions boutta get real hungry when all the rocks are left. maybe they even turn on eachother.

Pokémon always win.

so true. the lions would suck ass and lose

no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

Thunder1408 wrote:no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

i never thought about it that way.... thank you for opening my eyes thunder1408