Re: who would win: one of every pokemon or a billion lions

by unknowme Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:28 am

connoreatspants wrote:
Thunder1408 wrote:no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

i never thought about it that way.... thank you for opening my eyes thunder1408

you know how when you stick like a hundred chickens in a 1 by 1 space and then break a block so they can eject at terminal velocity. I still think the building sized Boulder pokemon could take out all billion lions before they died due to entity cramming by being launched at max speed through millions of lions + all the levitating and flying Pokémon just…. Hover away, safe and sound. Lion truthers just don’t have the encyclopedic knowledge of Pokémon necessary for this debate

by 2bbo Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:30 am

unknowme wrote:
connoreatspants wrote:
Thunder1408 wrote:no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

i never thought about it that way.... thank you for opening my eyes thunder1408

you know how when you stick like a hundred chickens in a 1 by 1 space and then break a block so they can eject at terminal velocity. I still think the building sized Boulder pokemon could take out all billion lions before they died due to entity cramming + all the levitating and flying Pokémon just…. Hover away, safe and sound. Lion truthers just don’t have the encyclopedic knowledge of Pokémon necessary for this debate

Jokes on you i have been playing pokemon for 7 years by now, i just wantto see the cat win :[

by QuackityHQ Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:39 am

connoreatspants wrote:
Thunder1408 wrote:no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

i never thought about it that way.... thank you for opening my eyes thunder1408

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by QuackityHQ Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:42 am

2bbo wrote:
unknowme wrote:
connoreatspants wrote:
Thunder1408 wrote:no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

i never thought about it that way.... thank you for opening my eyes thunder1408

you know how when you stick like a hundred chickens in a 1 by 1 space and then break a block so they can eject at terminal velocity. I still think the building sized Boulder pokemon could take out all billion lions before they died due to entity cramming + all the levitating and flying Pokémon just…. Hover away, safe and sound. Lion truthers just don’t have the encyclopedic knowledge of Pokémon necessary for this debate

Jokes on you i have been playing pokemon for 7 years by now, i just wantto see the cat win :[

Maybe the pokemon would win. but could they handle the emotional burden of what the have done? the true moral burden of their act? If they have to live with what they have done, then who is the true winner?

by DoomedIdeas Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:43 am

Thunder1408 wrote:
2bbo wrote:
unknowme wrote:
connoreatspants wrote:
Thunder1408 wrote:no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

i never thought about it that way.... thank you for opening my eyes thunder1408

you know how when you stick like a hundred chickens in a 1 by 1 space and then break a block so they can eject at terminal velocity. I still think the building sized Boulder pokemon could take out all billion lions before they died due to entity cramming + all the levitating and flying Pokémon just…. Hover away, safe and sound. Lion truthers just don’t have the encyclopedic knowledge of Pokémon necessary for this debate

Jokes on you i have been playing pokemon for 7 years by now, i just wantto see the cat win :[

Maybe the pokemon would win. but could they handle the emotional burden of what the have done? the true moral burden of their act? If they have to live with what they have done, then who is the true winner?

pokemon have no morals. give a charizard a glock and they'll simply shoot to kill

by **Deo** Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:44 am

DoomedIdeas wrote:pokemon have no morals. give a charizard a glock and they'll simply shoot to kill

why would a charizard need a glock

by DoomedIdeas Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:44 am

Deo wrote:
DoomedIdeas wrote:pokemon have no morals. give a charizard a glock and they'll simply shoot to kill

why would a charizard need a glock

to kill the lions

by connoreatspants Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:45 am

Thunder1408 wrote:
2bbo wrote:
unknowme wrote:
connoreatspants wrote:
Thunder1408 wrote:no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

i never thought about it that way.... thank you for opening my eyes thunder1408

you know how when you stick like a hundred chickens in a 1 by 1 space and then break a block so they can eject at terminal velocity. I still think the building sized Boulder pokemon could take out all billion lions before they died due to entity cramming + all the levitating and flying Pokémon just…. Hover away, safe and sound. Lion truthers just don’t have the encyclopedic knowledge of Pokémon necessary for this debate

Jokes on you i have been playing pokemon for 7 years by now, i just wantto see the cat win :[

Maybe the pokemon would win. but could they handle the emotional burden of what the have done? the true moral burden of their act? If they have to live with what they have done, then who is the true winner?

those lions didnt have morals when they chased my mother off a cliff cruella style

by QuackityHQ Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:50 am

connoreatspants wrote:
Thunder1408 wrote:
2bbo wrote:
unknowme wrote:
connoreatspants wrote:
Thunder1408 wrote:no one would win, 1 billion lions would simply be entity cramming and neither would survive

i never thought about it that way.... thank you for opening my eyes thunder1408

you know how when you stick like a hundred chickens in a 1 by 1 space and then break a block so they can eject at terminal velocity. I still think the building sized Boulder pokemon could take out all billion lions before they died due to entity cramming + all the levitating and flying Pokémon just…. Hover away, safe and sound. Lion truthers just don’t have the encyclopedic knowledge of Pokémon necessary for this debate

Jokes on you i have been playing pokemon for 7 years by now, i just wantto see the cat win :[

Maybe the pokemon would win. but could they handle the emotional burden of what the have done? the true moral burden of their act? If they have to live with what they have done, then who is the true winner?
those lions didnt have morals when they chased my mother off a cliff cruella style

Hm. This does not Sound like the lions I Know. maybe your mother deserved it?

by shrimp Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:51 am

honestly really thought at least one pokemon would have some sort of black whole like ability, but none of them due. maybe the lions do win this one

by **dreamsmp** Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:53 am

shrimp wrote:honestly really thought at least one pokemon would have some sort of black whole like ability, but none of them due. maybe the lions do win this one

big day for the lion communtiy

by DoomedIdeas Sat Jun 12, 2021 12:58 am

shrimp wrote:honestly really thought at least one pokemon would have some sort of black whole like ability, but none of them due. maybe the lions do win this one

Dusknoir and Gardevoir can create black holes. wdym "none of them"

by the_eret Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:12 am

why can't they be friends Sad

by connoreatspants Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:15 am

i would send my pokemon into the lion vs pokemon war. there will never be peace as long as there is 1 billion lions

by QuackityHQ Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:21 am

connoreatspants wrote:i would send my pokemon into the lion vs pokemon war. there will never be peace as long as there is 1 billion lions

the 1 billion lions must train harder to defeat people like you. the 1 billion lion antis, driving a further wedge in the pokemon and lion war.

by connoreatspants Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:26 am

Thunder1408 wrote:
connoreatspants wrote:i would send my pokemon into the lion vs pokemon war. there will never be peace as long as there is 1 billion lions

the 1 billion lions must train harder to defeat people like you. the 1 billion lion antis, driving a further wedge in the pokemon and lion war.

so be it. as long as there is blood pulsing through my veins i will make sure those lions will not rule the day

by sunrisesoot Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:02 pm

pokemon are at the very least capable of besting the lions in terms of psychological warfare. do you know how many kinda fucked psychic moves there are? theres literally a move called shatter psyche. those lions are going to be broken by the end of this

by Wilbur Soot Sat Jun 12, 2021 1:32 pm

isn't victini said to guarantee victory for their side in any battle

by Jack Manifold Sat Jun 12, 2021 2:06 pm

i know very little about pokemon but like, isn't there literally a pokemon that can make black holes. wouldn't that just consume all of the lions.

by 2bbo Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:25 pm

yeah but thats a lot of lions

by **Deo** Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:38 pm

Jack Manifold wrote:i know very little about pokemon but like, isn't there literally a pokemon that can make black holes. wouldn't that just consume all of the lions.

yeah but its a lot

by eternalcowboy Sat Jun 12, 2021 3:54 pm

the_eret wrote:why can't they be friends

why would the lions and pokemon fight when they could simply fall in love

by sunrisesoot Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:19 pm

eternalcowboy wrote:
the_eret wrote:why can't they be friends

why would the lions and pokemon fight when they could simply fall in love

in this situation every pokemon would recieve 1113585.7461 lion spouses, which i think would maybe be a lot to handle. especially the one .7461 spouse i feel like that one might have some medical issues caused by being just less than three-fourths a lion

by DoomedIdeas Sat Jun 12, 2021 4:38 pm

Wilbur Soot wrote:isn't victini said to guarantee victory for their side in any battle

trueeeee

by 2bbo Sat Jun 12, 2021 5:21 pm

DoomedIdeas wrote:
Wilbur Soot wrote:isn't victini said to guarantee victory for their side in any battle
trueeeee

ok but what if the lions friend victini

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